I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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