so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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