you win again, gameday.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Your cock deserves a montage
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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