She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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