Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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