All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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