I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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