I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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