xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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