Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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