He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We are two peas in an std pod
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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