Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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