we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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