did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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