I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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