Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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