Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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