This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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