There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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