Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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