My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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