could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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