I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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