the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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