I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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