We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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