Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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