It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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