AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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