: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
