im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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