normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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