Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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