Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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