Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i think my cat just said my name.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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