Do you still have your period?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
