so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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