The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize