We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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