I just threw up on my dentist
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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