On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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