So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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