Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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