we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
