Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i came on her dog
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
