Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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