dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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