You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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