69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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