When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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