4 words: hood of his car
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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