i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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