THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
