Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
